Mom's 2008 New Year's Resolutions One Month Later

January 1st: "My children and I will learn Modern Hebrew this year."
February 1st: "My children and I will weekly eat one dozen bagels with lox."

January 1st: "I will get the kids the pet they've always wanted."
February 1st: "I will buy a collar and a leash for my chia plant."

January 1st: "I will make only home-made yogurt from only organic ingredients."
February 1st: "I will allow my children only two Gogurts in their mouth at a time."

January 1st: "I will take my children to a museum once a month."
February 1st: "I will show my kids where I ate super chili dogs in high school."

January 1st: "I will make sure my children eat multi-grain fiber filled items at each meal."
February 1st: "I will store my bag of Krispy Kreme doughnuts next to a bottle of Metamucil."

January 1st: "I will feature a Van Gogh each month on our coffee table."
February 1st: "I will fill up our Van at The Stop and Go."

January 1st: "We will never eat food in the car in 2008."

February 1st: "We will quit using our gas grill in the car in 2008."